Throw on your glitter, your glad rags, your flair— It’s time for a birthday beyond all compare!
Come shimmy on down to our silly soirée, A cabaret of chaos and clownish display.
Expect the unexpected—silly, sexy, divine, With acts so wild, they will make your heart sparkle and your eyes shine.
There’ll be laughter and gasps, perhaps even a tear, And cake?
Oh darling, stacked high with cheer! With presents and candles and nonsense galore, This bash isn’t subtle—it’s camp to the core.
So bring your bold sparkle, your sass and your sway, And join us in throwing the silliest cabaret!